Cathedral to be purified after sex
An Italian cathedral will have to be purified after a couple of goth rock fans had sex in a confession box.
The cathedral, in the northern city of Cesena, is no longer considered fit as a place of worship and requires a special Mass to restore its sanctity, church officials said.
The act which desecrated the church took place during a seven o'clock service on Saturday morning.
A parishioner heard ''rustling and groaning'' coming from the box and called the Carabinieri, who whisked the curtains aside to find the pair of goths engaged in oral sex.
''We're atheists. Having sex in church is the same as doing it anywhere else,'' said the pair, aged 31 and 32.
Cesena Archbishop Antonio Lanfranchi, who has scheduled a 'reparatory' service for Friday, described the couple's act as ''an outrage of notable proportions which bespeaks unutterable squalor and a complete lack of respect towards other people''.
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Too Far
This seems like one of those 'cut your nose off to spite your face' acts. I have the deepest respect for those of any belief system and YES, ATHEISM IS A BELIEF SYSTEM. This reminds me somewhat of the 'Darwin Fish." Each of us holds something, perhaps too many things, sacred. When one attempts to make their point by abusing cherished objects or practices they weaken their point to nothingness. "Because I can," is the poorest of justifications.
I thought Catholic love
I thought Catholic love abnormal sex............
I find this hilarious. FUcK
I find this hilarious. FUcK YEAH ! !! and fuck you religious bastards. c'mon, resorting to gay jokes?> You're a bitch.
I thought Catholic love
I thought Catholic love abnormal sex............
That has probably happened
That has probably happened hundreds of times within the church by the church for the church..... PURIFY? COME CLEAN!
DURING a service? Obviously
DURING a service? Obviously then you're just attention whores who wanted to get caught, and the religious location had a HUGE part to do with you choosing this specific location. So don't claim that it's "the same as doing it anywhere."
All the same, something about it is kind of funny.
These two assholes give a
These two assholes give a bad name to atheists. Why go out of your way to disrespect and send the church into a frenzy? What lame reasoning that 'they can have sex anywhere because they are atheists'. That certainly doesn't give them a right to disgrace the beauty of a Catholic Church with their disgusting and probably really unsatisfactory sex. I'm an atheist myself and that just pisses me off, keep your beliefs to yourself and don't go out of your way just to spite other people who don't think the same as you.
Why give the church that
Why give the church that respect when most "Christians" do not give the same. I am an Atheist living in the bible belt of America. I used to be very civil and friendly with them but fuck that they can all rot. When they die I hope the pearly gate is some guy jerking off on their corpses.
Damn! Hope you feel better
Damn! Hope you feel better now you got that of your chest. You sound like a real sweetheart.
Amen!
Amen!
Actually he got it on the
Actually he got it on the chest likes he usually does. That's why he is so cranky.