Cathedral to be purified after sex

An Italian cathedral will have to be purified after a couple of goth rock fans had sex in a confession box.

The cathedral, in the northern city of Cesena, is no longer considered fit as a place of worship and requires a special Mass to restore its sanctity, church officials said.

The act which desecrated the church took place during a seven o'clock service on Saturday morning.

A parishioner heard ''rustling and groaning'' coming from the box and called the Carabinieri, who whisked the curtains aside to find the pair of goths engaged in oral sex.

''We're atheists. Having sex in church is the same as doing it anywhere else,'' said the pair, aged 31 and 32.

Cesena Archbishop Antonio Lanfranchi, who has scheduled a 'reparatory' service for Friday, described the couple's act as ''an outrage of notable proportions which bespeaks unutterable squalor and a complete lack of respect towards other people''.

19 comments

RevGMSmith (not verified) wrote 14 weeks 5 days ago

If they are atheists, what

If they are atheists, what were they doing in church during service?

Anonymous (not verified) wrote 20 weeks 1 day ago

Sex in Any Church .....

their karma ...... their day will come and they will reap what they have sown ..... no-one gets away with ill-doing .....

june carey (not verified) wrote 20 weeks 1 day ago

sex in church

Well, I would find it somewhat amusing , and Very italian, IF they were just kids doing what Italians love to do...I am agnostic, and to me, this IS my belief system, and if I had a designated place of worship I would be very angry for someone to defile it delibertly to make a very rude statment, especially given the time of the act. God only knows, if some Goth rebell bratts defiled my cupboard this way , sacred or not, , I'd want it fumigated , no matter what time they did it!

Kolino (not verified) wrote 20 weeks 2 days ago

I understand that this could

I understand that this could be offensive to most christians, however they put the religious aspect all over our secular world, From the government, to the liquor stores(in the states, I dont know what its like across the way). Some atheist are just as offended when they are followed down the street and told that they will go to hell.
Most atheist wont go fuck in a confesional, but most will chuckle at it.

Nick (not verified) wrote 38 weeks 4 days ago

Too Far

This seems like one of those 'cut your nose off to spite your face' acts. I have the deepest respect for those of any belief system and YES, ATHEISM IS A BELIEF SYSTEM. This reminds me somewhat of the 'Darwin Fish." Each of us holds something, perhaps too many things, sacred. When one attempts to make their point by abusing cherished objects or practices they weaken their point to nothingness. "Because I can," is the poorest of justifications.

neeto (not verified) wrote 35 weeks 2 days ago

Who cares if they are athiest?

Atheism isn't supposed to be a belief system. It is, by nature, a lack of any belief system. (belief in science is not seen as an actual belief, but reality, intelligence). That's not to say that some, like Richard Dawkins, have turned it into a movement and now ironically have an atheist religion of sorts going. He got mean all the sudden, didn't he?

I am an atheist but I would never go out of my way to offend anyone else's religion. I am a normal, rational human being. I believe in the power of science and human ingenuity, not in cosmic deities and so fourth. I can see humor in the idea of having sex in a church, but actually following through with the idea crosses the line. Atheism for me is not to deny that I have morality, but to understand my ingrained, human morality. The problem here is not that these people are atheists. The problem is that they had sex in a church. It's just mean.

neeto (not verified) wrote 35 weeks 2 days ago

Atheism isn't supposed to be

Atheism isn't supposed to be a belief system. It is, by nature, a lack of any belief system. (belief in science is not seen as an actual belief, but reality, intelligence). That's not to say that some, like Richard Dawkins, have turned it into a movement and now ironically have an atheist religion of sorts going. He got mean all the sudden, didn't he?

I am an atheist but I would never go out of my way to offend anyone else's religion. I am a normal, rational human being. I believe in the power of science and human ingenuity, not in cosmic deities and so fourth. I can see humor in the idea of having sex in a church, but actually following through with the idea crosses the line. Atheism for me is not to deny that I have morality, but to understand my ingrained, human morality. The problem here is not that these people are atheists. The problem is that they had sex in a church. It's just mean.

Anonymous (not verified) wrote 1 year 20 hours ago

I thought Catholic love

I thought Catholic love abnormal sex............

ric (not verified) wrote 20 weeks 1 day ago

What type of narrow-minded

What type of narrow-minded comment is that. I'm not Catholic, but neither would I come out with such a stupid statement as that!

Anonymous (not verified) wrote 1 year 4 days ago

I find this hilarious. FUcK

I find this hilarious. FUcK YEAH ! !! and fuck you religious bastards. c'mon, resorting to gay jokes?> You're a bitch.

Anonymous (not verified) wrote 1 year 20 hours ago

I thought Catholic love

I thought Catholic love abnormal sex............

Anonymous (not verified) wrote 1 year 5 days ago

That has probably happened

That has probably happened hundreds of times within the church by the church for the church..... PURIFY? COME CLEAN!

Anna (not verified) wrote 1 year 2 weeks ago

DURING a service? Obviously

DURING a service? Obviously then you're just attention whores who wanted to get caught, and the religious location had a HUGE part to do with you choosing this specific location. So don't claim that it's "the same as doing it anywhere."

All the same, something about it is kind of funny.

Loni (not verified) wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

These two assholes give a

These two assholes give a bad name to atheists. Why go out of your way to disrespect and send the church into a frenzy? What lame reasoning that 'they can have sex anywhere because they are atheists'. That certainly doesn't give them a right to disgrace the beauty of a Catholic Church with their disgusting and probably really unsatisfactory sex. I'm an atheist myself and that just pisses me off, keep your beliefs to yourself and don't go out of your way just to spite other people who don't think the same as you.

Anonymous (not verified) wrote 20 weeks 22 hours ago

RESPECT RELIGIOUS HOSES OF WORSHIP

i AM A DEVOUT CATHOLIC , bUT i DO AGREE WITH YOU & HAVE RESPECT FOR YOU .
THANK yOU

Anonymous (not verified) wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

Why give the church that

Why give the church that respect when most "Christians" do not give the same. I am an Atheist living in the bible belt of America. I used to be very civil and friendly with them but fuck that they can all rot. When they die I hope the pearly gate is some guy jerking off on their corpses.

Agnostic (not verified) wrote 1 year 6 days ago

Damn! Hope you feel better

Damn! Hope you feel better now you got that of your chest. You sound like a real sweetheart.

Anonymous (not verified) wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

Amen!

Amen!

Anonymous (not verified) wrote 1 year 5 days ago

Actually he got it on the

Actually he got it on the chest likes he usually does. That's why he is so cranky.